I tried my hand at explaining the relationship between sex and conservatism before, and honestly thought I could stomach more than one installment. I couldn’t. The dizzying level of hypocrisy left me wishing for industrial doses of Dramamine, and I noticed that just thinking about it too much was enough to make me worry that I was becoming frigid.
A well-run political campaign is like a successful sexual conquest, like it or not. On the campaign trail, the candidate’s goal is to win the support of the most voters obviously, but how? Often, the ways this is accomplished are not much different from delivering pick-up lines in a bar. It can be a series of trials and errors, searching for the right words to get the best response. And don’t think that process is purely innocent, and has absolutely no sexual overtones. Every adult learns how to read whether or not someone is attracted to them – if not, they end up hopelessly inept in social situations. Most political candidates (at least successful ones) are not socially stunted, so they use those lessons to determine whether or not their message is being well-received by their audiences.
Charisma counts in both the ballot box and bedroom, after all. And nothing gets the public interested in a campaign like a good old-fashioned sex scandal. Yes, the issues matter, but the public will respond just as favorably, if not more so, to being titillated. We’ve all heard it said that a story isn’t sexy enough to garner much attention, and as that principle applies in journalism, it also holds true in politics. Even much of the terminology used behind closed door by political power brokers are laden with sexual innuendos.
And those are just a few general situations where sex enters the political arena. The following installments will focus on some of the concepts mentioned here. For now, think twice about the speeches you hear, and the political stories you read. See whether or not you can see signs of sexual overtones in the words and actions of the major players. Next time you hear someone refer to a politician as “sexy”, seriously ask yourself if that might have helped that person win elections. You might be surprised at the answers you find.

