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Politics Is Sex – Part One

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

I tried my hand at explaining the relationship between sex and conservatism before, and honestly thought I could stomach more than one installment. I couldn’t. The dizzying level of hypocrisy left me wishing for industrial doses of Dramamine, and I noticed that just thinking about it too much was enough to make me worry that I was becoming frigid.

Besos - Macnolete (CC)

Besos - Macnolete (CC)

So I began to think about the relationship between sex and politics in general, if only to preserve my own sanity. Not surprisingly, it didn’t take long for me to start drawing parallels. On the more crass end, I’ve often compared managing a campaign to being a pimp. It is a running joke in our household, since my husband is a salesman by trade, while holding a degree in Political Science. I’ve often pointed out that he is working within his course of study – at least he’s selling things, instead of people.

A well-run political campaign is like a successful sexual conquest, like it or not. On the campaign trail, the candidate’s goal is to win the support of the most voters obviously, but how? Often, the ways this is accomplished are not much different from delivering pick-up lines in a bar. It can be a series of trials and errors, searching for the right words to get the best response. And don’t think that process is purely innocent, and has absolutely no sexual overtones. Every adult learns how to read whether or not someone is attracted to them – if not, they end up hopelessly inept in social situations. Most political candidates (at least successful ones) are not socially stunted, so they use those lessons to determine whether or not their message is being well-received by their audiences.

Charisma counts in both the ballot box and bedroom, after all. And nothing gets the public interested in a campaign like a good old-fashioned sex scandal. Yes, the issues matter, but the public will respond just as favorably, if not more so, to being titillated. We’ve all heard it said that a story isn’t sexy enough to garner much attention, and as that principle applies in journalism, it also holds true in politics. Even much of the terminology used behind closed door by political power brokers are laden with sexual innuendos.

And those are just a few general situations where sex enters the political arena. The following installments will focus on some of the concepts mentioned here. For now, think twice about the speeches you hear, and the political stories you read. See whether or not you can see signs of sexual overtones in the words and actions of the major players. Next time you hear someone refer to a politician as “sexy”, seriously ask yourself if that might have helped that person win elections. You might be surprised at the answers you find.

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We shall overcome in Wisconsin

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Wisconsin Protesters

Wisconsin Protesters - Patrick Finnegan (CC)

While the news is showing the protests in Wisconsin, it is important to remember that unions in general continue to lose popularity (and purpose?) in this country. It is important to remember the history of unions in this country in general – particularly, what their purpose was in their heyday. Before the creation of OSHA and various other agencies in state and federal alphabet cities, unions were the only means workers had to protect themselves from dangerous work environments, for one thing. It was a needed and noble purpose, however it is largely one that unions have not had to fill in many years. Fines from the government and negative attention from the media generally prevent the extreme problems workers faced in the late 19th and early to mid-20th centuries. While there are exceptions as there are to every rule, they are few and far between.

To say that unions were demonized in my childhood home would probably be an understatement. As a child raised in the Pittsburgh metropolitan region of Pennsylvania in the 1970′s, I regularly heard about the evils of the unions, usually in the context of steel mills and factories moving out of our area. The unions were “too greedy” and forced the businesses to leave to keep from losing money. Teachers that were unionized were probably just as evil, but we didn’t talk about that because we had a couple public school teachers in our family. But it was regularly pointed out that there were teachers that taught as a job, and then there were (parochial) teachers that treated teaching as a vocation. While it didn’t make much sense to me back then, I was made to understand early on that the teachers at my parochial school were “better” because they were paid less than the public school teachers. They chose lower wages because teaching was a calling (not unlike the priests and nuns), not a career. My father regularly said that if his workplace became unionized, he’d quit – he didn’t want to pay his “hard-earned money” to let union bosses live high on the hog.

Today I’m left thinking that my father and his attitudes about unions were probably just a couple decades ahead of their time. One poll today seems to show that a majority of Americans agree with him in one way or another. The politics of perception are taking center stage in Wisconsin, and the future of unions may very well be at stake once all is said and done. On the political end, it is only a question of time. How long will it take the media (mainstream or otherwise) to focus sincerely on one very important point? While the majority of protesters in Wisconsin now are representing the unions, that does not necessarily mean that they enjoy the support of the majority of the people. The unions are organized, and recruiting thousands to take up signs and show up for marches isn’t difficult. The Tea Party, while vocal, is not organized to the same extent as the unions. (Bluntly, the argument probably should be made that while the unions have the luxury of getting their members out to protest, everyone else is too busy doing what those workers aren’t doing – working.) It’s also fair to suppose that Tea Party members (or anyone else that happens to disagree with the unions) probably don’t have the benefit of doctors willing to write them excuses from work.

While the people’s perception that public service employees make more money than private sector workers, there is another important point to consider. They are called “public service” workers for a reason. Unions for state employees have distorted the meaning of these jobs. No one should be taking a job with the government on any level with the idea that it is a means to get rich. Like my family’s old argument about teachers treating their profession as a vocation as opposed to a career, there was a time when working for the government honestly meant making the choice to serve the people. Hopefully it still does for at least some of the public sector workers out there.

Ed Morrissey summed up the situation probably better than I ever could today. While there are plenty of starry eyed idealists out there wishing it were otherwise, the bottom line is that this battle isn’t about workers or their rights. It is about the bottom line of the politicians.

The Democrats who fled the state didn’t do so to protect workers. They did it to protect their campaign fundraising. If Republicans back down while the public gives them this much support, they won’t get another chance to free workers from forced dues payments and involuntary union membership as a prerequisite for public service.

The time when unions protected workers from employers is over. Now the workers need protection from the unions.

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Politics 101 – Corruption

Friday, September 10th, 2010

I love idealists. They remind me what it was like to look at politics back before I started working campaigns as a pollster handing out literature – back when I was around 12-years-old. Initially, I thought I was rather young to be playing around with campaigns, but as I see my own children getting interested in the process at even earlier ages, I don’t consider it so young anymore.

So, way back when I was around 13-years-old, I worked on my first campaign with my parents. They were campaigning for a Republican running for our State Legislator’s office, primarily because they were upset with the incumbent for voting against something they wanted. The whole campaign centered on that one issue that ironically enough I don’t remember now. Perhaps that is a good thing, because the real issue wasn’t about the meat and bones of that particular bill. Our State Representative voted against it because he knew his constituents wouldn’t like the riders attached to it. Yes, I got thrown in the deep-end on my first dip into the wonderful world of politics. Not only did I get an introduction into the intricacies of the legislative process, but I also got a taste of dirty politics.

The first campaign I ever worked was as corrupt as one could get, sad but true. Unfortunately, the candidate was running on a flat-out lie. The whole platform was that he was “for” the piece of legislation our State Representative voted against, with no mention of the nasty stuff that was attached to it. My parents didn’t know this until afterward – thankfully, the guy lost anyway, or else they really would have been angry.

So, at the ripe old age of 13, I learned a very important lesson – the game of politics is corrupt (and for that matter, it is a game.) Politics is the mother of all games, including a mix of ones many children play – from chess, to Monopoly and Risk. There is a great deal of strategy involved. Conversely, there are many players that have no problem moving pieces when no one is looking, or stealing a few dollars from the bank. When I explored why candidates run earlier, I left out the most cynical reason – personal gain. While comparatively few start out with that motive, sadly many end up running for re-election for that reason. They get used to the perks, the lifestyle, and lose sight of why they started in the first place.

But back to the whole concept of politics being corrupt, this is not something new. Idealists think that they can change it, assuming that they’re not in denial about it in the first place. Sadly, that’s not the case, and even my youngest son figure this out back when he was six-years-old, during the 2008 Election. He recognized that it wasn’t exactly fair to have everyone running around saying nasty things about each other – for that matter, it didn’t seem like they were acting like adults, as far as he was concerned.

And then there is the old adage on this matter, or at least the paraphrased version: “Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.” The original quote is far more meaningful if not as catchy:

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.”

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