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Live Nude Girls, You Can’t Enjoy

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Like many cities in the United States Pittsburgh, PA is facing budget issues. City council and the mayor need to decide where they can trim money without cutting many services in the city. This is a very important debate and each council person should be dedicated to solving the budget issue. At a time when you would think the city would be happy to have any new business to help generate new revenue within the city, Pittsburgh is making it tougher for a certain type of new businesses. The businesses they are working against are the adult entertainment clubs also known as strip clubs. Strip clubs are an important part of becoming a man. When we were boys becoming teens we all or many of us stole our fathers playboys and looked at the same issue for hours letting our imagination run wild. When that teenager starts taking his steps to become a man one of those steps are going to his first strip club. Strip clubs are much like car dealerships. You have the high end dealers, middle of the road dealers, and the dealers that sell junk. While I must admit my first experience at a strip club was more comparable to the junk car dealership. However, I have visited all three types and also much like the car dealers, depending where you go depends how much you end up paying. Let us not forget the young girls working there that are working their way through med school. These poor girls work and study at night while learning during the day. Well, okay maybe not all of them but in their defense, Pittsburgh is home of many schools such as the University of Pittsburgh, Carlow University, Carnegie Mellon University, Duquesne University and a few others. So, many of these girls may very well be working through school. Also, lets not forget but the sex industry is one of the largest money making industries in the United States. In fact, sex is one of those things that almost everyone will agree on, they enjoy it. You can take a group of what seems to be straight laced, well dressed, intelligent, quiet professional woman and you place a male stripper in the middle of them and you will have one heck of a party! I’m sure by this point you are wondering where and what the hell am I talking about.

Exotic Dancer by Stinkie Pinkie (CC)

Earlier this month Pittsburgh Councilwoman Theresa Kail-Smith introduced legislation to limit new strip clubs to industrial zones, require owners of adult businesses to obtain annual licenses and prohibit patrons from tucking money in dancers’ garters or G-strings. But it doesn’t end there. Councilwoman Kail-Smith also wants to eliminate dark rooms with new lighting requirements, Dancers while they are nude and performing would have to keep a distance of 6-feet from customers, and once the dancer is done performing and is dressed again she could not mingle with patrons for at least one hour. Wait, wait, wait!! No more lap dances, no more slipping dollar bills into their tiny little g-string? What is this woman thinking? Well, her theory is that by making the exotic dancers wait one hour before they can mingle will reduce the incidents of prostitution and other illicit sexual contact. Really? Does she really believe this? Okay, we will let her. Of course the adult entertainment facilities already established in the city plan on fighting the legislation and the two new ones looking to open in the future do also. Now, with the idea that sex sells and the city can use any money it can get you would think that they would welcome the new businesses with open arms. Nope, not Pittsburgh, the politicians will make it as tough as possible for these money making businesses to open. However, I think it’s safe to say that once the new adult entertainment clubs open the city will have no problem accepting their money. We also know that since people first realized that sex sells there have always been people fighting it. They fight it for many reasons some that make sense and some just because they are jealous. Now, Ms. Kail-Smith says her reasoning for the legislation is designed to “better regulate” what appears to be a growing industry in Pittsburgh. I wonder if she has even been into an adult entertainment club, if she has been she would know that this industry isn’t the only thing growing. I worked in the city of Pittsburgh and to be honest it isn’t like the city is being taken over by these clubs. Currently I can only think of less than a handful of these types of establishments in the city, but she is correct in saying the industry is growing with the two new clubs opening. Lookout! Pittsburgh is becoming the adult entertainment capitol of the United States! Okay, maybe not but boy would that be fun. With that said, in my opinion she is making excuses to cover for the real reason she is against the adult entertainment clubs. I will repeat this is my own opinion. She is jealous of the young girls working at these clubs. After seeing a photograph of the councilwoman, I found her very unattractive. My opinion she is upset that young girls can make money by taking their clothes off and teasing men. In my opinion she is upset that many people would not be willing to see her in a g-string. I can honestly say if I was to walk into an adult entertainment club and see the councilwoman on stage, I would be more than willing to take a $100 bill and tell her that she can have it if she keeps her clothes on. Again, this is my opinion of the councilwoman. Now, I could be wrong maybe this isn’t the reason but with the economy hurting and the city wrestling with a tough budget, I would think any money for the city is good money and they would welcome new businesses with open arms. If she is worried about people soliciting for sex in the clubs, well maybe she should take a look at the city streets. While at on time Liberty Ave. in the city was once well known for having many working girls the city has cleaned it up. However, finding a working girl in the city still isn’t all difficult. Besides, if a dancer wants to make extra money on the sides by prostituting herself out these new laws are not going to stop them. I am pretty sure all these girls have phone numbers and would be willing to give them out in order to make extra money. So, is it fair to penalize the business owners, the customers, and the girls trying to make an honest living because of a few girls that break the rules? I would have to say no.
In closing I think that all the exotic dancers in the city should rally at the city county building located at 414 Grant St and protest the legislation that Councilwoman Theresa Kail-Smith is pushing for. In fact, it would be my honor to put together protest. Better yet, we will call it a rally. Let’s rally behind the exotic dancers of Pittsburgh to be able to perform their nude shows with no government red tape to cover them up. Let us give the future young men of Pittsburgh the chance to have their first lap dance. I will even bring the super soakers!
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And The Winner of the I am Not a Racist Award Is?

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Racism is a funny thing, well not really but it’s funny how it works. If a Black Panther stands at a polling place in Philadelphia and intimidates voters its called “providing security”. However, if a Klan member stands outside a polling place it is racism. African-Americans have Black History Month; white people have nothing because it would be racist if we did. Its okay for a colored person to have pride in their color and a white person must remain quiet because if we are proud well…….yes that’s right, we are racist. So the question is how does a white person or in this case media outlets prove they are not racist?

Trophy - Julie Rybarczyk (CC)

Trophy - Julie Rybarczyk (CC)


Well, that’s simple. Thanks to organizations such as the Pittsburgh Black Media Foundation that host events such as the 28th annual Robert L. Vann Journalism Competition. I think it is safe to say that I won’t be winning any awards from them or getting an invitation to the 29th annual awards ceremony. Maybe some of you never heard of the Pittsburgh Black Media Foundation. I know I never have until recently. In 1983 they formed the Robert L. Vann Media Awards to honor excellence in journalism coverage of the African-American community. What a wonderful idea, people can now claim they and their work are not racist by winning one of these awards. Now back to the question at hand, the winner of this years’ I’m Not a Racist Award goes to (enter drum roll here please). A Pittsburgh Area newspaper, The Tribune-Review! (Applause here). At the 28th annual awards ceremony The Tribune-Review was the big winner with 7 staffers winning first place awards. Let’s take a moment to recognize the winners and their award winning work.

In the category of Investigative/enterprise:
First place to Jill King Greenwood for “Epidemic,” an examination of the causes and effects of black-on-black homicides.

Is this a real surprise? The article talks a lot of the black on black violence that occurs in the inner city. If we were to write about the black on white violence we would be called racist for bringing it up. The story goes on to talk about how drugs are what caused the decline in the inner city neighborhood, mainly blaming crack cocaine. We also get a comparison to the number of black men killed by the Klan over the years. The story goes on to tell of a young black man trying to avoid the street gangs that roam the streets like packs of wolves looking for a victim. I can’t leave out the part that says how “going to jail is like getting a college degree” and “It’s considered a badge of honor to shoot someone or go to jail”. Finally, I have to mention the hero, Pittsburgh Police Chief Nate Harper, a black man that spent most of his career on the streets as a narcotics investigator. I have to ask, when you read the story does it really tell us any information that we don’t already know?

In the category of Spot news story: First place goes to Jeremy Boren and Adam Brandolph for “Mother alleges son brutalized by police.”

When dealing with awards to honor excellence in journalism coverage of the African-American community we have to have a case of police brutality and this is that story. An 18-year-old black male was beaten by 3 police officers after not complying with their orders. Well that is no surprise there but this story has a twist. The teen in question here had performed for the First Lady Michelle Obama during one of her visits to Pittsburgh. The incident took place in the Homewood section of the city at 11:00 PM in a poorly lit area. For those of you that may not be familiar with the City of Pittsburgh let me explain it to you in simple easy to understand terms. I am legally permitted to carry a concealed weapon and I do very often. You would not catch me walking the streets of Homewood anytime of day and I try to avoid driving through that area as well. In the end though all charges were dropped against the teen and all 3 officers were reinstated to their regular assignments after the U.S. Department of Justice declined to prosecute them. So a story of no wrong doing and no guilty parties won an award.

In the category of News feature: First place goes to Margaret Harding for “Living with homicide”

After some research I was unable to locate this article so in all fairness I will not comment on it.

In the category of Feature story: First place goes to Chris Togneri for “Glimmers of hope”.

This is honestly a good story of one man’s idea with the help of God trying to make change. The Imani Christian Academy takes troubled kids that no other school wants and tries to make something out of them. This is great, one man working to make a change and truly is. However, I noticed in the video with the article all of the students shown are African-American. Well, I guess that is to be expected when you’re dealing with troubled inner city youth. But I have to ask, what if this was an all white school? Oh yes, the federal government would step in and scream that we can’t have an all white school, they must be intermixed to make it politically correct. Now maybe I am wrong and the Imani Christian Academy has a few white students and they just were not shown in this article so that the writer could win an award so he and his employer could not be called racist. I do wish the best of luck to the leaders of the Imani Christian Academy.

In the category of Sports feature: First place goes to Scott Brown for “Second chance”

Again, I was unable to locate this particular story. When searching for it I located numerous stories by Mr. Brown in regards to second chances. So once again in all fairness, I will not pick this article apart.

In the category of Column: First place goes to Nafari Vanaski for “Should anyone use the ‘n-word’?”

Um yeah…..okay after reading this article I am kind of at a loss for words. Really? Writer Nafari Vanaski got an award for telling us something that every white person in America already knows? FACT: If a white person says the “n-word” in any context we are racist. It’s okay for African-American people to use it as the third word of every sentence but if a white person says it one time he must be a member of the Klan right? In fact, I am pretty sure that if I even spell the “n-word” out in this article I will get yelled at by the people above me so I won’t use it (this is very difficult for me to do being I normally speak my mind not caring who I upset along the way). But I promise I won’t do it even though I am tempted. On that note, being the proud white male that I am I have to ask. Why is it okay for African-Americans to use terms such as “Cracker”, “Honkey”, “Whitey”, “White bread”, “Wonder bread”, “Wood”, and “woodie”? I as a proud white American male am offended by these words. Oh that’s right; I forgot we don’t matter because we are “white devils”. There are many more names white people are called but I didn’t want to waste your time by listing them all. I mean really, I will guess that 99% of you that are reading this are “crackers” and know the other names we are called. But then again stating the obvious has once again won another award for the Tribune-Review and that makes them less racist. Does writing about this whole thing make me more racist?

In the category of News photo: First place goes to Andrew Russell for “Family braces for horrifying news”

If I come across as a cold hearted person here, I don’t mean too. I’m sure the people in this award winning photograph just found out some of the worst news they will ever receive. However, if it was white people in the photograph would the pictures still have won an award? Do the people grieving in these photographs know that one of the worst moments of their lives was caught on film and won an award? You want to see grieving blacks? Turn on the 6:00 news. You want to see grieving white people? Turn on the 6:00 news. I’m sorry but these photographs didn’t say anything to me. The first thing I noticed was the Steeler jersey. I don’t know maybe I am wrong, do white folks grieve? I’m sorry but, if my family is grieving and I see some clown taking our picture, all he is going to get is a close up of my fist into his camera. Many times I have been tempted.

And finally, in the category of Business news: Second place goes to Chris Ramirez for “Curiosity spurs a Roots cause”

Once again I am unable to locate this story, so being the nice guy that I am, I will leave it alone.

Now as a proud and loud white American male, would happen if I created the David E. Duke White Journalism Competition? To start things off I am pretty sure I would have a long line of people calling me many of the racial white discriminatory names that I listed above. While that does not bother me, I am bothered by the fact that I can not be a proud white. What bothers me even more is that media both written and broadcasted have to prove that they are not racist. Why is it necessary for media to prove they are not racist? In fact, I feel it makes them more racist, yes that’s right. They are bending over backwards to show the black communities and African-American Organizations that they are not racist against blacks but end up leaving the white people in the back of the bus. Yes I am aware that it’s no longer the 1940’s and that in the 1960’s there was a civil rights movement giving African-Americans their rights but what about my rights? What about the right of every American to vote? When President Obama ran for his current office the Black Panthers intimidated many white voters in Philadelphia. The outcome of this was nothing. Americans once were tough and strong people but much of that America no longer exists. Today, too many Americans are more concerned about what other people think and do. If something goes wrong we blame the system. We must be politically correct. Well, if that’s the way you want it then let’s be correct. I am sorry to tell the African-American people that you are not the minority. In fact, the real group of minority people in America today is the American Indians. Yes, that’s right. In fact, I am sorry to tell the African-American people this but if any group of people have a right to be pissed of at white people it’s the American Indians. They led a simple easy life until we took over their land forced them into reservations, introduced them to disease and almost forced them into extinction. It is because of the white man that the American Indians became very angry people wanting to fight off the white man.

While the white man or the politically correct term European Americans may be the majority in America, we are made to feel as the minority. We have to watch the communities we go into, watch the words we use, we can’t celebrate being proud of our white heritage and we have to bend over backwards to prove that we are not racist. Thanks to groups such as the Pittsburgh Black Media Foundation they have made the task of proving you are not racist easier. As a proud white male I will continue to show my pride. While my family fought for the South in the War for Southern Independence and they were not slave owners I will continue to show my pride in my ancestors standing up and fighting for their land, the land they worked hard to get and keep. I believe in writing the truth. I believe in telling stories and history the way they are meant to be told. I will not write a story that I don’t believe in and I won’t write it to be politically correct. I will tell you it as it is no matter who I upset. Much of the media in America today have lost track of this. They are so worried about what other people will think that the truth gets lost. I am what I am and if that makes me a racist because I am proud of my heritage than so be it, call me what you want. I will promise you this, no matter what color your skin I will tell you when you are wrong and when you are right. With what the media is doing today, I say it is wrong. If a young black man is beaten by three police officers don’t twist it into a hate crime. The facts are the facts. He didn’t obey the orders he was given by the officers and he resisted them. I don’t care what color your skin is, if you resist them they have the right to use force. When those same three officers are cleared of all charges then the same media that accused them of brutality should print that they were cleared. When I searched the story of “Mother alleges son brutalized by police” I found it all over the internet in a matter of seconds. However, when I tried to find out what happen with the three officers involved, well that took a little longer to find. This kind of stuff doesn’t just happen with newspapers such as the Tribune-Review, its all of the news media. Fox News calls themselves “Fair and Balanced”. Well, while I do watch a lot of Fox News I am sorry to tell you that you are not always fair and balanced. I am sorry to inform the media that none of you are fair and balanced. Every news media outlet out there sways to one side or the other. I will give Fox credit; they are fairer and more balanced than many of the news media companies out there. Someone once said, “The truth hurts”. They are very right and maybe that is why the media wants to try to make everyone happy so they don’t hurt people’s feelings. Maybe this is what has led many Americans to become weaker as people. Maybe the media feels that by being politically correct nobody will get hurt. Well, let me tell you this, hurting people’s feelings is what toughens them up.

In closing I would like to congratulate the winners of the 2011 I Am Not a Racist Awards. I hope that every night you go to bed telling yourself that you are not a racist and I hope that you don’t dislocate your shoulder patting yourselves on the back for proving it. I want the winners to remember one thing, while you are writing to prove what you are or are not and working on winning your fancy awards there are people like me working in the shadows to spread the truth. The people like me that are not afraid to tell people the way it is no matter what color of skin they may have. If you are right we will tell you and if you are wrong we will call you on it and if we hurt your feelings, well maybe that’s because the truth hurts and you need to toughen up a little bit.

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Pittsburgh as a Crazy City

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

The folks at the Daily Beast posted a list of America’s Craziest Cities, and of course I just had to know where Pittsburgh fell on that list. It was a bit disconcerting to see that the ‘burgh came in 18th place – one consolation was that it came ahead of Seattle, if only by a hair.

Now, I understand that it’s neat to see the bizarre laws we have all over this country (and I’ll get into the ones in the ‘burgh in a moment), but I still think that the fact we have our own language sets our city apart from the rest on the sanity scale. Pittsburghese – the slang that is found throughout the Pittsburgh Metro area, and is actually documented in a book – is definitely something that can be considered at least a little crazy. The history behind many of the terms that I try very hard not to use is at the very least, creative.

To be fair, at least the folks at the Daily Beast gave a pictorial nod to our obsession with all things black and gold, particularly where the Steelers are concerned. It’s not a celebration in the ‘burgh without a Steeler Santa – except for on St. Patrick’s Day, when we have Santa wearing the green!

As for picking the law against sleeping on refrigerators, I guess that’s alright, but our law against bringing a donkey or a mule on a trolley car is much more bizarre. It brings new meaning to Trolley from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, that’s for sure! Personally, I also would have preferred someone poking fun at the Commonwealth laws on the sale of alcohol. Maybe one day our legislators will figure out it’s time to move into the 20th century where that’s concerned – hopefully before the 22nd century, that is!

All I can say is “Yoi!” Am I glad that we can officially say the City of Brotherly Love is crazier than the ‘burgh! They beat us by 12 places, coming in 6th! Take that, Governor Rendell!!

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