From the Office of Non Sequiturs and Nonsense (inexplicably abbreviated as the OOBS), here is the explanation for the inaccurate attribution of an inspirational quote on the carpet in the Oval Office:

“We are entering into a new world of technological advancement, and information proliferation. With the advent of resources like Wikipedia, and the rampant re-vamping of various cultural and artistic icons through what is commonly called the “cover” or “re-make”, it has been decided that it is acceptable to attribute works of all kinds to individuals other than the ones that originally created them, provided that they accurately copied them in the first place. This practice has already been seen in the book publishing industry (notably, in former Senator Rick Santorum’s book, “It Takes a Family”, references to J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” trilogy were attributed to the film version of the books), and is flourishing in the music industry (in example, Placebo and Shiny Toy Guns made admirable copies of “Running Up That Hill” and “Major Tom” respectively, and since their versions have been adopted by TV producers and Madison Ave., it is perfectly acceptable to attribute the songs to them). There is no compelling reason to require research into the original sources of platitudes uttered by historical or public figures for the purposes of attribution.”

When questioned on the potential repercussions in the academic world, no comment was offered – the spokesperson received a call apparently from executives at an unnamed film studio that was concerned with overt references to the original “King Kong” film as opposed to the “new and improved” Peter Jackson version on a website dedicated to film preservation. OOBS officials are apparently not concerned with anything beyond their own office, a department that has a dubious purpose at best.

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Jun 162010

President Obama’s Oval Office Address to the nation on Tuesday evening was a lot of talk about the problem, but no real solution. For the first two thirds of the speech, when he talked about the clean up, he seemed distant and may have contradicted himself. When he talked about clean energy being the future it seemed like it was the same old big dreams song I had heard before. Obama, like former President Jimmy Carter, is big on dreams and long term goals, but weak on immediate solutions.

Calling together panels of experts to solve the problem of the spill is all well and good, but 8 weeks later still not having a solution is unacceptable. The American people expect results, not committee meetings to further discuss possible strategies for reducing the leak. If another 8 weeks go by without that leak being shut down, then Obama’s numbers may never recover.

Saying BP will pay is nice, but making them pay long term is a much more complicated matter. An escrow account is a good start, but is 20 billion enough? Do we even have a clue yet of the final cost? What happens when BP decides enough is enough?

Using this disaster to push for alternative energy would be nice, but he talked about wind energy and other alternatives none of which really deal with what we use oil for. Oil is mainly for cars, Mr. President. What are we going to run them on? Not the hybrids or the smart cars, but all the cars that belong to people too broke from the recession to afford the new vehicles even if they were readily available.

A Gulf Coast Restoration Plan is nice, but again this is a long term goal not a short term solution. The reaction coming from those who make their living from the Gulf is that we do not need plans, but solutions. Counting days no longer matter when the root of the problem has still not been solved.

Carter faced a different oil crisis, but his lack of leadership and solutions in that time is being mirrored in this time by the current administration. We need solutions, not dreams. We need prompt results, not long term planning. We need leadership that we can get behind now, not hope that change will come some time. We were promised change, but not from bad to worse.

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